1. Come to my door 30 minutes or more prior to the start of Trick-or-Treat and you will get a novelty watch - NO CANDY FOR YOU!
2. Couldn't put forth just a little effort to wear a costume - NO CANDY FOR YOU! Cut t...wo eye holes in a sheet and come as a fucking ghost! I'm tired of more kids every year not even bothering with make-up. Either wear SOMETHING or get your candy from Wal Mart!
3. Pass out religious literature to my child and you open yourself to every form of Halloween retribution ever invented, and then I delve into MY twisted imagination to make up some more!
4. Send your child out to preach door-to-door about why he's not Trick-or-Treating because it's "Satan's holiday" and I'll convert the little bastard to Paganism!
5. Come to my door 30 minutes or later than the end of Trick-or-Treat and you'll get the empty wrappers from my kid's eaten candy.
