I am not trying to disrespect the dead, but I don't give two shits about Whitney Houston. If she was some sort of hero or humanitarian, risked her life on a daily basis for world peace, used her career to speak out for the abused, etc..., then I would be sad. I'm just tired of celebrity hero worship. Where are all the status headlines whenever a military person dies? Where are the thousands of mortified and tearful posts when a police officer loses his life in the line of duty? Sorry but I just don't give a furry rat's ass about celebrities. If it was one I really liked, I'd be shocked and sad, but I wouldn't expect the world to stop over it. I'm more affected when heroes, real ones, are killed doing something noble for the good of mankind.
1. Dad might be an IT wiz but unfortunately, he knows nothing about teen cyber terrorists. He's about to learn the hard way. Mark my words that channers and Anon will be all over this. His life will never be the same just because he couldn't handle his 15 year old blowing off steam on a limited (certain friends only -- he hacked her account to find it) wall post. 2. She behaved like a spoiled bitch, no doubt, but taking this public? And on YouTube?!?! Wow. Cyberbullying your own kid. I don't even want to imagine what this guy is like to strangers arguing with him on the net. 3. He is very insecure and this is why the child feels she has the right to disrespect him. I wouldn't have any respect for him, either. She may bitch about chores (OMG she's a fucking teenager bitching about chores .. call the goddamned US Marines! This is armageddon, dude!!!!11!!) but here he is whining and throwing a massive cow because his daughter (who, by his own admission, is still doing her chores) let out her frustrations to some friends on her page. 4. SHE'S A TEENAGE GIRL. I capped that because this one little fact seems to have gotten passed a lot of people. He said she did something similar about a month ago. Hmmmmmm.......... I think we need Colombo to come in here and investigate this mystery. It's just so difficult to crack! Clues so far: Teenage girl gets irritable once a month and bitches to her friends about housework.... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! EVERY WOMAN IN THE FREE WORLD SHOULD BE BEATEN AND ARRESTED FOR ANARCHY!!! WE'RE ALL FUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!! 5. This is one seriously irrational and trigger happy psycho. What sane person carries around a sidearm with exploding hollow points?! I'm all for gun rights, but this is why I'm, also, for psychological evaluations to qualify for a license! 6. I really hope that by terrifying his daughter into bottling up her emotions, he doesn't drive her to suicide or using his gun to shoot up all the kids that will be laughing at her at school. Fucktard. There are ways of being strict and putting your foot in their ass when they misbehave, but 1. all she did was shoot off at the mouth, she didn't even stop doing what was expected of her, and 2. taking it public to humiliate her on a global scale? Just because a teenager was pissed at her parents? Son-of-a-bitch! This guy is a monumental twat! I found his Facebook page. This DOUCHE did this shit on purpose to get attention. Tell me I'm wrong! I dare you! https://www.facebook.com/tommyjordaniii
HANNAH'S REACTION
"For those that wondered, commented, criticized, and just in general wanted to know:My daughter came through it fine. Yes, she's in trouble, and yes she's grounded, but that doesn't mean every moment of her life has to be miserable. She's going to come to terms with the changes that will be present for a while; no TV privileges, no Internet, etc. In the meantime, once the initial anger passed,... she sat with me reviewing some of the comments that have come in via Facebook and YouTube. One person even suggested collecting the shell casings and auctioning them on eBay. I said I’d do it if it would help contribute to her college fund! When I told her about it, she thought a minute, got a funny calculating expression on her face and said, “in that case you should shoot my phone too. We can use more bullets and I’ll go half-sies with ya on it! It’s not like I’m going to need it any time soon. And I can use the money we get to buy a new one.” While the whole point of this story isn’t funny, what is funny to me is how weak some people out there think kids are. Our kids are as strong as we help them to be. My daughter took a horrible day in her life, had her crying fit, then got over it, accepted her punishment, and hasn’t let it (or people’s comments) destroy her strength. I don’t get any credit for that. She’s strong and able to overcome almost anything life throws at her. Since this unsuspectingly threw her into the limelight much more strongly than either of us intended, I asked her if she wanted to make her own response video, and told her I’d let her do it if she wanted to. She doesn’t like being in front of the camera, so she declined, but I’ve told her if she wants to write a response or post a video response, I’d be OK with it. It’s only fair considering the viral nature of the whole thing. So far she’s not really interested. Quite frankly it seems she’s gotten bored of it much faster than the general public has. If that changes I’ll post it here."
*** This is my favorite part: "It would send her a message that it's OK to profit at the expense of someone else's embarrassment or misfortune and that's now how I was raised, nor how she has been raised." ...... Have you looked at his page? He's bragging about getting donations for his cause over this! Noble as his cause (MD) is, he is still profiting at the expense of his daughter's embarrassment. He's an asshole. Plain and simple. What really gets me is that he knows nothing about raising a teenage daughter. Next, neither of his wives (I can only imagine why he has an ex...) ever stepped in to stop him from humiliating this little girl during a VERY difficult time in her life. You and I know what it's like being teenage girls in high school, and that's before the bullying got really bad and the shooting started. I just saw this, too: "It wasn't any parent-hacking, computer spying, or monitoring of any kind.. the dog actually ratted her out completely by accident. She hasn't petted that dog all day today..." ......... Liar! At the beginning of his video, he tells her she's basically stupid for trying to hide it from him because he's an IT tech! This guys is full of all kinds of bullshit! And thousands upon thousands of people are buying his cockamamie horseshit. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we are in the shape we are right now. Gullible idiots will believe anything! On another note, he just admitted nationally that he has a fake ID for his dog. I wonder how long before FB bans all of his accounts.
Most fucktarded comment of the day? On the Coke fan page regarding the Super Bowl polar bear commercials:
"Anthony Madonna: I love Coca Cola! But not the polar bears. It sends such a harmful message to children. Animals don't act or live like people."
Really, Anthony? It endangers kids that polar bears don't act or live like people? So our kids are now going to go romp in the backyard looking for polar bears, and when they find one that magically appears from the Arctic, they're going to get mauled because they throw a football at one thinking it will want to play? What a serious dumbass. WTF happened to common sense?
Mr. Eastwood, I've always liked you, but I have a problem with your Super Bowl ad. See, Clint, it's kind of ignorant to preach about our hurting economy during an ad that:
1. cost Chrysler $16 million ($4m/30 seconds),
2. which ran during an event with one team that last cost $175million to buy,
3. where players, who normally get paid $1M+/year, $9 billion last year in annual revenue and get an additional $88,000/player for winning and $44,000 for losing, a $5,000 ring, plus billions of dollars for product endorsements ($8M/year for Eli Manning, $15M for Peyton), play in a game that 4. goes for $17,000 for some tickets online, $4,000 AVERAGE for regular seats, with 5. $90 million in REPORTED gambling bets, many by 6. fans willing to skip work to attend or stay home the following Monday because of a hang-over while millions are standing hopelessly in unemployment lines and thousands more are homeless because of lay offs and cut-backs...
We're hurting? Really? I don't consider a country full of football fans willing to turn their heads away from such greed and squander as "hurting." That ad was almost as pretentious as the part of Madonna's halftime show where her name was spelled out and chanted by the dancers. And all for a bunch of grown men to throw a ball. I guess I can see how that's much more important than risking one's life arresting gang bangers or fighting terrorists or teaching us how to read and write.
Unless you've found a cure for cancer, kindly shut the fuck up. Thank you and have a nice day! To clarify and answer messages current and future: Yes, this is about the batshit insane call to boycott the Susan G Komen foundation for its support of Planned Parenthood. I have very serious issues with PP in regards to its support of underage girls getting abortions without their parents' knowledge or consent. I fully support anyone who feels they can't trust the SGK foundation's use of donation money if it goes to PP. However, people are getting really stupid about all this, like calling for boycotts of the SGK foundation while stating it's pointless because we've already cured cancer! Yes, I'm serious. I've seen people say it should be boycotted because PP is all about birth control .. No, not just abortion but specifically birth control. Yes, I'm serious. And I've seen comments by people saying they will call for a nationwide boycott because "breast cancer is a non issue anyway. Just cut off the breasts!" No, I'm not joking! And these people expect to be taken seriously. So I say again, unless you've found the cure for cancer, shut the fuck up!
I took out some old diaries to read a few pages to my daughter, who is learning how to start one. I was so fucktarded at 18. I'm still laughing my ass off at this:
June 23, 1991 I met a boy named James and his friend, Jason today.... James and I are boyfriend and girlfriend now. I feel in love.... I hope this turns into something good. If not, I'll die inside forever!!!
June 25, 1991 Well, I broke up with James today because, personally, I think the boy has problems.... I wish Jason would ask me out. I want to die.
June 27, 1991 I'm so happy! Jason finally asked me out yesterday!
July 3, 1991 I'm so happy! Jason thinks we should get married!.... I know Jason will love me forever!
August 8, 1991 I'm so scared! Jason's mom thinks I'm a witch because I have a cockatoo and my truck is black! We have to pretend to be broken up so his mom will leave us alone. He's pretending to like a girl down the street from his house to convince her. If we break up for real, I'll die!
September 7, 1991 I understand love like I understand the purpose of life - neither makes any sense to me at all!
September 14, 1991 I can't understand Jason. I don't know if I really want to. If you love something, set it free...
September 16, 1991 I asked Jason if he loves me. He said yes but he doesn't say it... I think he can teach me what love really is.
September 17, 1991 I just broke up with Jason. God, if you ask me, is a terrible matchmaker!
