Court of Fools: August 2010

FUCK NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC TV!!

Watched a special on Vikings in which they label them as a drugged, woman hating, clinically insane cult created just to destroy Christianity! Host mispronounced Thor (It is Tore .. NOT THore!) and their supposed Norwegian expert claims not to know what a rune symbol is!

According to NatGeo, Vikings purposefully killed babies of England. And let's see, their weapons and armor were shitty, so the only reason they were such a force was because they were on a mushroom-induced high the whole time and didn't feel pain.

Suddenly..., as soon as they "found Christ", they got off the drugs, loved women, and turned to peace!!

Yes, they said the swords were poorly welded, the chainmail was weak..., and the shields could easily be shattered.

All they spoke of is Vikings living to slaughter and torture innocent monks and Christians, women and children. Not one word of the atrocities carried out by the Christians, the barbaric murders "for Christ" by St. Olaf, as St .Patrick.

My 9 year old said, "Why are they lying?" I said, "Because that's what religions do when they want to hurt other cultures...." She replied, "So they're betraying their book." SMART GIRL!

THIS is why religion cannot be allowed in school. Not if education is to include fact!

‎"Secrets of the Viking Warriors" 2004 National Geographic channel, if you can stomach it and don't have issues with blood pressure.

MEN CAN BELLYDANCE! WHO KNEW?

I was skeptical at first, and then again the second time ... a little on the third .. not so much the 4th time but watched again a 5th just to be sure...... just.. you know ... to be sure he knew what he was doing ... yeah ....

THE BRILLIANCE OF PINK

ODE TO OUR TROOPS AND THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR!

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ODE TO PAUL LEKAKIS: BOOM BOOM

PAUL LEKAKIS

SyFy Original Disaster #1: Ice Spiders

I HAVE to buy this movie. It was the best laugh I had in a month!

UNIPORN!

A naked, possibly gay man in a unicorn horn, latex hooves, pastel gloves, and assless chaps is surprisingly sexier than one might think. Seriously, I think something is wrong with me but I haven't reached the part of the 12 step program where I give a damn.

Who Is Mocking Global Warming Now??

All through the freezing Winter, global warming nay-sayers mocked and jeered. Now that we are experiencing the hottest June in most states' recent history, some referrred to as "unusual", those same people are humorously silent!

Global warming is not a b.s. creation of Al Gore. He just made it into a marketting scheme. It is a simple event of the Earth, one we have no control over -- positively or negatively.

We are nothing in the broad scheme of things, though there is nothing wrong with respecting life while we are here, is there? It seems the same crown that is anti-abortion is, also, the first to mock the "Go Green" campaign. Maybe they need to re-think just what the hell they are saving babies for if they would rather see the planet turned into a Wall-E reality just to save their lazy asses 2 minutes to wash a can and toss it into a recycling bin.

GUMMI GREATNESS!!

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