Court of Fools: UNIPORN!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

UNIPORN!

A naked, possibly gay man in a unicorn horn, latex hooves, pastel gloves, and assless chaps is surprisingly sexier than one might think. Seriously, I think something is wrong with me but I haven't reached the part of the 12 step program where I give a damn.

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Favorite Quotes

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "Plurality should not be posited without necessity." ~ Aristotelian principle, Ockham's Razor
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CSI quote of the year: "I don't think you two are murderers. I think you're just felony stupid." -Brass

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~ That through her flesh methinks is seen; The brighter soul that dwells within; Our eyes the subtle covering pass; And see that lily through its glass ~
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"You've got to jump. Build your wings on the way down. ~Ray Bradbury
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Then he took another pebble and dropped that into the Pitcher. At last, at last, he saw the water mount up near him, and after casting in a few more pebbles he was able to quench his thirst and save his life." ~Aesop

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"For those opposed to the mosque near ground zero: To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar called 'You Mecca Me Hot.' Next to that should be a gay bar, 'The Turban Cowboy.' Next to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant 'Iraq o' Ribs.' Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved." - Shawn P.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

UNIPORN!

A naked, possibly gay man in a unicorn horn, latex hooves, pastel gloves, and assless chaps is surprisingly sexier than one might think. Seriously, I think something is wrong with me but I haven't reached the part of the 12 step program where I give a damn.

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