Court of Fools: Cold shower...

That awkward moment when you're waiting to have phone sex but when the phone rings, instead of who you're expecting, it's your husband........

Favorite Quotes

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "Plurality should not be posited without necessity." ~ Aristotelian principle, Ockham's Razor
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CSI quote of the year: "I don't think you two are murderers. I think you're just felony stupid." -Brass

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~ That through her flesh methinks is seen; The brighter soul that dwells within; Our eyes the subtle covering pass; And see that lily through its glass ~
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"You've got to jump. Build your wings on the way down. ~Ray Bradbury
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Then he took another pebble and dropped that into the Pitcher. At last, at last, he saw the water mount up near him, and after casting in a few more pebbles he was able to quench his thirst and save his life." ~Aesop

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"For those opposed to the mosque near ground zero: To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar called 'You Mecca Me Hot.' Next to that should be a gay bar, 'The Turban Cowboy.' Next to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant 'Iraq o' Ribs.' Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved." - Shawn P.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Cold shower...

That awkward moment when you're waiting to have phone sex but when the phone rings, instead of who you're expecting, it's your husband........

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