Little old ladies and voice mail

You have to love wrong numbers from cranky old ladies! This was on my voice mail yesterday:

Woman 1 (on the phone): Oh.. oh...

Woman 2 (in the background): Did you get him?

W1: No, I don't think so. 

W2: Lord Jesus! Did you get him or not?! 

W1: Well, I don't know!  

W2: Lord God Jesus have mercy! Did he answer the phone??? 

W1: Now stop it! I done told you I don't know! Jesus! 

W2: Oh God have mercy! Jesus Lord Jesus, help me!  

W1: You need some help, Amen!  

W2: Heavenly Father help me! Did he answer the phone or not? It's a simple question, now!  

W1: I think it's the message machine. I think it's the wrong number. 

W2: What? You on the ... you still on the phone?! 

W1: Yes! I'm trying to tell you that!  

W2: Jesus God Lord have Mercy! Lord help me!  

W1: What is WRONG with you??  

W2: Hang up the phone! Just hang it up! Hang it up! I'm telling you... I just don't know ... Lord Jesus Lord God......

And that concludes Sunday's revival!