Missing Emos

The reason for drama whores is to make us miss emos. Gone are the days of silent moping in cool black trench coats. These are the days of deceptively bubbly whiners dragging everyone into their self-imposed imagined hell in lieu of putting themselves out of our misery. The newest trend in emo wear should be a black shirt with bold white letters reading: "Miss me yet?" Yes, emo. Yes, we do.