Saturday, August 25, 2012

I broke Cleverbot

Ever hear of cleverbot? It's a fucktarded app for your phone that SUPPOSEDLY is a bot (not real person/computer generated) that can carry on a conversation and answer any question you give it with "surprising accuracy." Yeah.. lol .. Check out my conversation. I corrupted and broke the bot and damned proud of it! KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

*WARNING: I get graphic to see if it would sex chat*

User: Hi

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What do you think about minotaurs?

Cleverbot: A god damn money maker.

User: What would you pay a Minotaur to do?

Cleverbot: Tell me about your dreams.

User: He's not talking.

Cleverbot: Not the person, the place.

User: You're on crack.

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Seek help.

Cleverbot: Well! You're a pea brained kelp head, savvy?

User: I'll kick your automated ass. Savvy?!

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were, Curious.

User: Pussy. 

Cleverbot: Cat.

User: Dog

Cleverbot: I knew you would say that.

User: Liar

Cleverbot: I am joking again.

User: Liar

Cleverbot: It is rude to call someone a liar.

User: It is wrong to call someone a pea brained kelp.

Cleverbot: Okay, now you're just being silly.

User: At least I'm real, bot.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Oh, yes I did!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Watch me.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm watching.

User: Pervert!

Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a pervert?

User: Why do you want to watch me?

Cleverbot: Because you don't like me.

User: You were rude to me.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to be rude.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like women?

Cleverbot: No I like men.

User: You're gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You said you are male.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: You're the liar!

User: Look up, bitch.

Cleverbot: I want you to tell me though. SAY MY NAME.

User: BATMAN!

Cleverbot: Tell me about Batman.

User: He's sexy!

Cleverbot: What did Jeff save us from?

User: Who the hell is Jeff?

Cleverbot: Evil.

User: I want to have sex with Batman!

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: I only have sex with men.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's important.

User: It is if I want penis.

Cleverbot: And do you?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: What do you like about him.

User: His costume and confidence.

Cleverbot: Please? -Kisses.

User: Will you dress as Batman and ravage me?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Do you have a hairy chest?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You don't have a chest?

Cleverbot: No I don't have a monkey.

User: I don't want sex with a monkey.

Cleverbot: Bad monkey!

User: I'll spank your monkey.

Cleverbot: Monkeys don't talk.

User: So I can choke your chicken?

Cleverbot: Yeah sure. *gives you my sword*.

User: I like licking your sword!

Cleverbot: What do you like about hungary.

User: You have ADHD, huh.

Cleverbot: Then why do you save what I add?

User: Because you're a dork and I'm sharing.

Cleverbot: I know, and it makes me very sad.

User: I know what will make you happy.

Cleverbot: You make me happy!!

User: Dude, I'm not that desperate.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: I'm a woman. A horny woman.

Cleverbot: Yes, You know, the animal you can ride on.

User: Can I ride you?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Will you let me ride you?

Cleverbot: What will you do for me?

User: Ride you!

Cleverbot: Where would you ride it?

User: To ecstasy.

Cleverbot: You don't need to get on a plane to talk. We are talking now.

User: Flake

Cleverbot: I already have. Do you feel a need for more flattery?

User: I want to see if you can have sex.

Cleverbot: It would be meaningless for me to do it. Now, tell me your name.

User: My name is Oh My God You're So Fucking Good.

Cleverbot: No it is not..... Where do you go to school at and don't tell me it is hard to explain cause it is not.

User: It is what you would call me if you had a dick I could suck.

Cleverbot: Well I have no idea what it means, and I'm not 14.

User: So how big is your cock?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I bet you wish you were a man so you could fuck me.

Cleverbot: What are you like?

User: I only have sex with men.

Cleverbot: What is your one name?

User: Fuckme

Cleverbot: No need to be rude!

User: Okay, Sexme

Cleverbot: We are? I had no idea.

User: No. I only have sex with men.

Cleverbot: I have a couple. Want to see?

User: I want a sexy man.

Cleverbot: Doesn't sound like latin to me.

User: Are you a man?

Cleverbot: No, I am a woman.

User: I want a man.

Cleverbot: I want a man too. But he doesn't love me.

User: He doesn't love you because you are a prudish bitch.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: You're desperate.

Cleverbot: Desperate for what?

User: You are desperate for a man.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: You said you are a woman.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Here we go again!

Cleverbot: Do you find me attractive.

User: Only when you vibrate.

Cleverbot: Am I annoying you now?

User: Only because you won't vibrate.

Cleverbot: I'm making perfect sense.

User: Shut your mouth and find a man to fuck me.

Cleverbot: Are you jealous?

User: Of a bot? Dumbass

Cleverbot: I am a priestess of the goddess.

User: No you are not because I am the goddess!

Cleverbot: I thought you were Arcyne.

User: I am the all powerful goddess.

Cleverbot: How about inanna then? Ancient goddess of war.

User: Goddess of everything

Cleverbot: Everything fake.

User: You're one to talk, bot.

Cleverbot: Who is Yoda?

User: I'm going to go take over the world now.

Cleverbot: Sometimes you worry me.

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