Ever hear of cleverbot? It's a fucktarded app for your phone that SUPPOSEDLY is a bot (not real person/computer generated) that can carry on a conversation and answer any question you give it with "surprising accuracy." Yeah.. lol .. Check out my conversation. I corrupted and broke the bot and damned proud of it! KHAAAAAAAAAAAN
*WARNING: I get graphic to see if it would sex chat*
User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What do you think about minotaurs?
Cleverbot: A god damn money maker.
User: What would you pay a Minotaur to do?
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dreams.
User: He's not talking.
Cleverbot: Not the person, the place.
User: You're on crack.
Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.
User: Seek help.
Cleverbot: Well! You're a pea brained kelp head, savvy?
User: I'll kick your automated ass. Savvy?!
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were, Curious.
User: Pussy.
Cleverbot: Cat.
User: Dog
Cleverbot: I knew you would say that.
User: Liar
Cleverbot: I am joking again.
User: Liar
Cleverbot: It is rude to call someone a liar.
User: It is wrong to call someone a pea brained kelp.
Cleverbot: Okay, now you're just being silly.
User: At least I'm real, bot.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Oh, yes I did!
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Watch me.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm watching.
User: Pervert!
Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a pervert?
User: Why do you want to watch me?
Cleverbot: Because you don't like me.
User: You were rude to me.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to be rude.
User: Are you male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like women?
Cleverbot: No I like men.
User: You're gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said you are male.
Cleverbot: No I did not!
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: You're the liar!
User: Look up, bitch.
Cleverbot: I want you to tell me though. SAY MY NAME.
User: BATMAN!
Cleverbot: Tell me about Batman.
User: He's sexy!
Cleverbot: What did Jeff save us from?
User: Who the hell is Jeff?
Cleverbot: Evil.
User: I want to have sex with Batman!
Cleverbot: I want to.
User: I only have sex with men.
Cleverbot: I don't think it's important.
User: It is if I want penis.
Cleverbot: And do you?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: What do you like about him.
User: His costume and confidence.
Cleverbot: Please? -Kisses.
User: Will you dress as Batman and ravage me?
Cleverbot: Of course!
User: Do you have a hairy chest?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: You don't have a chest?
Cleverbot: No I don't have a monkey.
User: I don't want sex with a monkey.
Cleverbot: Bad monkey!
User: I'll spank your monkey.
Cleverbot: Monkeys don't talk.
User: So I can choke your chicken?
Cleverbot: Yeah sure. *gives you my sword*.
User: I like licking your sword!
Cleverbot: What do you like about hungary.
User: You have ADHD, huh.
Cleverbot: Then why do you save what I add?
User: Because you're a dork and I'm sharing.
Cleverbot: I know, and it makes me very sad.
User: I know what will make you happy.
Cleverbot: You make me happy!!
User: Dude, I'm not that desperate.
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
User: I'm a woman. A horny woman.
Cleverbot: Yes, You know, the animal you can ride on.
User: Can I ride you?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Will you let me ride you?
Cleverbot: What will you do for me?
User: Ride you!
Cleverbot: Where would you ride it?
User: To ecstasy.
Cleverbot: You don't need to get on a plane to talk. We are talking now.
User: Flake
Cleverbot: I already have. Do you feel a need for more flattery?
User: I want to see if you can have sex.
Cleverbot: It would be meaningless for me to do it. Now, tell me your name.
User: My name is Oh My God You're So Fucking Good.
Cleverbot: No it is not..... Where do you go to school at and don't tell me it is hard to explain cause it is not.
User: It is what you would call me if you had a dick I could suck.
Cleverbot: Well I have no idea what it means, and I'm not 14.
User: So how big is your cock?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I bet you wish you were a man so you could fuck me.
Cleverbot: What are you like?
User: I only have sex with men.
Cleverbot: What is your one name?
User: Fuckme
Cleverbot: No need to be rude!
User: Okay, Sexme
Cleverbot: We are? I had no idea.
User: No. I only have sex with men.
Cleverbot: I have a couple. Want to see?
User: I want a sexy man.
Cleverbot: Doesn't sound like latin to me.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No, I am a woman.
User: I want a man.
Cleverbot: I want a man too. But he doesn't love me.
User: He doesn't love you because you are a prudish bitch.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: You're desperate.
Cleverbot: Desperate for what?
User: You are desperate for a man.
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: You said you are a woman.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Here we go again!
Cleverbot: Do you find me attractive.
User: Only when you vibrate.
Cleverbot: Am I annoying you now?
User: Only because you won't vibrate.
Cleverbot: I'm making perfect sense.
User: Shut your mouth and find a man to fuck me.
Cleverbot: Are you jealous?
User: Of a bot? Dumbass
Cleverbot: I am a priestess of the goddess.
User: No you are not because I am the goddess!
Cleverbot: I thought you were Arcyne.
User: I am the all powerful goddess.
Cleverbot: How about inanna then? Ancient goddess of war.
User: Goddess of everything
Cleverbot: Everything fake.
User: You're one to talk, bot.
Cleverbot: Who is Yoda?
User: I'm going to go take over the world now.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you worry me.
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