#5 Budweiser "Brotherhood".
Now, this one is very cool but I couldn't have it any higher on my list because it reminded me of losing my cat. Took me about 15 minutes to stop crying so I could move on to the others.
#4 Milk starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
It's funny, it's sweet, it's well done, and he's hot as fuck, so there ya go....
#3 Audi Prom.
This is just so awesome. Maybe now we can start saying Audi! instead of Yolo!
#2 F&F6!
Because I LOVE these movies!
#1 CK 360.
It isn't that I like Calvin Klein. It isn't that I'm a fan of their ads because I haven't forgotten their attempted child porn with underage models (it was debatable so I let the temporary flub go). They moved past that and so will I (as long as they don't go brain dead again). I'm not even hot and bothered by the model in this ad. The thing that appeals to me the most to make this my #1 pick is the reaction from the men.
Comment after comment on the Yahoo! sports page featuring the ads from Sunday has men completely freaking out over the horror of a half-naked, totally ripped fitness freak that is a man instead of a woman. Even on the YouTube posting of it and the CK website. The men are going crazy freaking out all over the internet (and I'm sure in body shops and over WoW games everywhere) because of this ad.
They are saying things like women are hypocrites for cheering for this ad while attacking the hundreds of ads featuring lingerie-clad women, that ads like this are only shown to bend to the gay agenda (no, I'm serious), that the Super Bowl ad execs should all be fired for putting this disgusting show of man-flesh in the middle of a sporting event, and the funniest of all? The dozens of comments attacking the man for being a fitness freak when "real men don't look like that."
These uncivilized, insecure, half-baked imbeciles have no problem with the scantily clad cheerleaders and dance squads simulating sexual acts during their routines, or the half-time shows with stripper-wannabe female performers, or the numerous Victoria's Secret ads that all look like the prelude to expensive porn. Air one 30 second ad of a guy showing his well-sculpted physique while only wearing boxer-briefs, and these same men go into a rage about how it's indecent, not family-friendly for the SuperBowl, and sets unrealistic standards for "real" men.
The hissy fits alone make this #1 worthy for me.
Honorable mention:
The artistic quality is badass in this one I love it! Only problem is the fish I lost 2 weeks ago was a black Beta, and the fish I lost yesterday was a dark blue Beta. So, bad memories again but still very cool.
Last but not least: #1 Worst Ad Complaint.
This has to be the most fucktarded issue with a SuperBowl commercial yet. Stop it. Just .. Stop. We have gone far beyond the scope of "Little Boy Who Cried Wolf" to the point of killing the messenger. Over-exaggerations like this are why racism has become such a joke and a volatile subject at the same time.
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