DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been married for 10 years, and it is a wonderful marriage. We love each other very much, never argue and get along great. We have a 2-year-old child. Recently I found a "sex tape" online of my wife with the guy she dated before me. This video was taken without her knowledge and is from 13 years ago, Because of this, I am not upset about it. My question is, should I bring this to her attention, and if so, how? I feel she needs to know it's out there. I'm reacting to this as a man would. I don't know how a woman would react. Please help. -- IT'S PRIVATE
DEAR IT'S PRIVATE: Although there are no sex tapes of me floating around, I can tell you from a woman's perspective that if there was one (and the lighting was unflattering), I'd be furious. Your wife has a right to know, so don't keep her in the dark.
P.S. How did you come across that video? I'm sure she will be interested to know.
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TRANSLATION:
DEAR ABBY: I was browsing porn as usual and suddenly found my wife in an All-Star Featured video! WTF?! I don't know what to do! If I tell her, she'll know I was porning. If I don't tell her, I'll have to keep reading the hundreds of men lusting for her while I'm jacking off to the vid. -- DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING SAY MY NAME, BITCH
MY ANSWER:
DEAR HORNY BASTARD, 124 First Ave, Springfield, Michigan 32345: ROFLMFAO! BUSTED!
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