God is offended by stupidity!

Christians have to be the most gullible idiots in the world. It all started back to the beginning of Christianity, when Rome completely re-wrote history to destroy Jews and Pagans. It began with the moronic first converts, who had been taught by their parents and grandparents the thousands of years worth of their faith and KNEW Rome was lying. Then again, to give them credit, they knew to contradict Rome would mean murder and were forced to teach the garbage to the future generations so the lie could be upheld and become "fact." 

Their gullibility, unquestionable compliance, and sheer stupidity that has been purposefully bred into them through generations makes them jump at any urban myth they find to threaten their false sense of reality. This is the latest little gem!

That photo above came from someone's Facebook page who has been "sharing" it like a rabid case of herpes. So far, there are over 49,300 other fucktarded Christians "sharing" it as of this posting. Here is what some of them have to say:

My favorites are the ones calling Pepsi "dumb" but seem to come from someone who never finished 3rd grade. 

I'm not a liberal. I'm not a conservative (though I once did drink from that cup of crazy, King O's latest victory was given to him by the conservative bigots who forced people to distance themselves from their raving lunacy). I'm not atheist or religious. I have come to see through unbiased eyes that the majority of scholar ignorance falls on these types of people. This one, however, is my favorite misguided dumbass:

You stupid bitch! Miss Anne-Marie Ball, who exposes her precious child to pedophiles all over the fucking website!, thinks non-christians need to just STFU and do as they are told. She is under the misguided impression that this country was founded on christianity and only christians have rights. This is just another illiterate jackass who likes to spew shit like a monkey with diarrhea but has no clue what-so-ever the history of our country, what our forefathers actually believed (not all were christian!), or what the Constitution even says.

Like I said, the majority of these people are scholarly ignorant, and that is the way the church has bred them to be. They are programmed not to ever ask any questions, so as soon as someone suggests anti-God for anything, they believe it.

There are a few rays of hope to this story. Let's start with Kelli, who has it all figured out with one simple solution. A solution these christians won't implement, though, because it will prove them wrong and mock their need for martyrdom and persecution.

Thank you for spreading the TRUTH! That word that is so misused by bible thumpers everywhere, yet they are afraid of ever learning it.

Apparently, this hoax has been going around since 2001/2002 and involved Dr. Pepper first. Read 'em and weep, religious psychos!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/undergod.asp