It's going to be one of those slap-a-bitch/rape-a-guy days. I think it's best for everyone if I stay off of forums, away from places navy wives gather, and glue shut the blinds so I can't stalk my prey. Or maybe I can stalk them a little ... At least watch them jog by unexpectedly in their warm ups. It's much better when the weather is warm. Damned bulky PT gear!
I should invent something useful. Like a human fishing rod. Just catch the little fuckers as they pass by. I know that sounds crazy .. I mean lazy but I'm sleepy. Besides, if I go out today, I'll probably get into some kind of pissing match with a fucktard. If that fucktard is a woman, it could very well turn violent. If it's a guy, it all works out. But then if I'm pissed off because of some woman and then the guy comes along, I'll be all confused and end up more frustrated than I started out and come back home to do things I won't be proud of. Maybe happy but not proud. Then again, I guess that depends on how much I put into whatever it is I would do. I could get a gold medal just for participating. Like the Special Olympics. Because I'm special - not because I look retarded when I have sex. Then again, no one looks like a Greek statue while they fuck unless they're in a porno. It's easy to look like you're not being jostled around when it's equivalent to throwing a coin into a cavern.
Thoughts keep flowing and I keep typing exactly what comes to mind. Although, I am holding back one thought. Just thinking...... "Elf on a Shelf". You're now going to take that image with you the rest of the day. It's your own damned fault for reading this whole sordid clusterfuck of debauchery. You're welcome..
I should invent something useful. Like a human fishing rod. Just catch the little fuckers as they pass by. I know that sounds crazy .. I mean lazy but I'm sleepy. Besides, if I go out today, I'll probably get into some kind of pissing match with a fucktard. If that fucktard is a woman, it could very well turn violent. If it's a guy, it all works out. But then if I'm pissed off because of some woman and then the guy comes along, I'll be all confused and end up more frustrated than I started out and come back home to do things I won't be proud of. Maybe happy but not proud. Then again, I guess that depends on how much I put into whatever it is I would do. I could get a gold medal just for participating. Like the Special Olympics. Because I'm special - not because I look retarded when I have sex. Then again, no one looks like a Greek statue while they fuck unless they're in a porno. It's easy to look like you're not being jostled around when it's equivalent to throwing a coin into a cavern.
Thoughts keep flowing and I keep typing exactly what comes to mind. Although, I am holding back one thought. Just thinking...... "Elf on a Shelf". You're now going to take that image with you the rest of the day. It's your own damned fault for reading this whole sordid clusterfuck of debauchery. You're welcome..
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