INTRODUCTION: The Code Of The Goddess

I'm a smartass. No, really, it's hard to believe because I'm such a demure wallflower, but I am. Contrary to the smartass, cocky, no-holds-barred chick you see here, I am a relatively nice and polite person. There comes a time, however, when society needs to hear the truth. Too much political correct bullshit is going on now, and it's made us all a bunch of pussies who can't hear the truth. How do we expect to better ourselves and evolve into a more beneficial and productive society when we forbid blunt honesty in exchange for kissing ass, even to people who commit crimes and make it their goal in life to destroy our communities and our country?

I will not go quietly into this darkness of ignorance and global dumbfuckery. Do something blatantly stupid and I'm going to call you on it if no one else does. It's one thing to be ignorant to something you just don't know, but when you refuse to learn and better yourself, you're just a dumbass dragging the rest of us down into your world of denial. This is not how we evolve. It is not how civilizations become great and thrive.

Sometimes my charming verbage is misunderstood, so here is a my own De-coder. It's a secret, though, so keep it to yourself. That's why I posted it on the net because everything stays private on the net, where everything is real and honest.

1. "#10" : Pertains to a "Sexaholic" test, in which #10 is in reference to being turned on by sexual innuendos (see "Sexaholism 101" post)

2. "Maroon" : For anyone who is or was a Bugs Bunny fan, you get this. Instead of saying "What a moron!", Bugs would say, "What a maroon!" Hey, I learned how to spell some pretty difficult words as a kid because of the way good ole Bugs would pronounce syllables individually .. except for "Maroon/Moron," of course.

3. "ZOMG!!1!!11" : Yeah, no. I do not actually speak or type or chat like this. I make fun of people who speak/type/chat like this; therefore, when I type this, I am mocking whatever crisis it is in regards to, and liking it to the illiterates who frequent the street rat speak.

4. "Minotaurs" : I have a thing for minotaurs. Even had a RP love affair with one, to which "good Christians" condemned me to hell for promoting bestiality (same "good Christians" who would request BDSM sex scenes and become outraged when I refused). Okay, A. In my fantasy, the middle parts are human, and B. *pssst..... shhhhh .... minotaurs aren't real ..*

5. "Predator": The movie character. I have a thing for him/it. I just do and let's leave it at that!

6. "Erotica" : ...Is not porn. It is intellectual stimulation which results in #10. I love to read it and I love to write it. Requests are welcome but I don't write for people I don't like or scenarios I don't agree with (like BDSM).

7. "I had the weirdest dream!" : For the record, I always have weird dreams. For some odd reason, I feel compelled to state this as if it's the first time it has ever happened.

8. "436" : The number of licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. Swear to god, I really did count. It was a boring Halloween night. What can I say? Even made a stamp to commemorate it:


9. "ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a" : Among the multitude of animal sounds I can make, the bleating sheep is my best. It, also, is sexual in origin. Looooooong ago at an age far far away, I used to read Cosmopolitan magazine. Now that I know the way the real world works and how real people are, I don't resort to such dumbfuckery, but anywho.... There was an article about things women would do to turn on their men. This one woman said that in the middle of another night of mundane sex, she got this irresistible urge to bleat like a sheep. You know, because most people think of acting out farm animals during sex. Well, apparently, her boyfriend got so turned on, he became more attentive and gave her the pounding of her life. (her words) And so, hence forth, when she was in the mood, she would bleat like a sheep and no matter what they were doing, he would become so turned on, they would sneak away for sex. I don't know. Maybe it's just me but I think I would have been a little offended - and concerned - that the herder wanted to fuck the sheep instead of Little Bo Peep.

10. "Dumbfuckery" : I think this is relatively easy to comprehend and many people use it. I just use it excessively sometimes as the overall illiteracy of the human race annoys me so much.

11. "Horseshit" : I use this in place of bullshit when I think there is so much nonsense, comparing it to mere bull excrement just isn't enough. Why, no, I have not compared actual bull and horse crap. I just noticed one day with humor that when a horse is running - faster and with more agility than a bull - and he has to take a crap, he does so and it flies all over the place. Quite messy and an eeewwwwness factor of 10 (not to be confused with "#10" .. eww).

12. "Shy" : Means I just hate people. Go away.

13. "Ruler of ALL" : Seriously, not kidding. I have an obsession with ruling the world. If you just pissed on yourself it's because you know you'll be among the first to go.


14. "Don't make me smack your ass" : Applies to men only and is really a request to do so.

15. "Bitch/Jackass/What an ass" : All in jest. If I am really pissed off at you, I'll throw out a bitchfest of a rant, not just throw out a random slur. Such usage often leads to a thread consisting of back-and-forth slut/whore/freak/cunt/tramp/asswipe/dork/fuck off/etc..... Not a game for the kiddies, though the maturity level is clearly not too much older. And in the case of "What an ass," this often is a double meaning and intended only for men.

16. "Piss off/bloody hel" : I used to talk to a lot of Europeans. It rubbed off.

17. "Hel" : As opposed to "Hell" because "Hel" is the origin of the "Hell" of Christianity. It is the world of the dead overseen by Helheim, Loki's daughter.

18. "That's nice" : Drips with sarcasm. The origin of this remark as a secret eye roll is this joke:

One day these two fine southern ladies were sitting on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says "Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?" To which the other woman replies, "That's nice."

The first woman then says , "And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises."

The second woman again replies, "That's nice."

"Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?" asks the first woman.

"Oh", the second woman responds, "When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school."

"Why'd he do that?" the first woman asks.

To which the second fine southern woman replies, "Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewelery their husband gave them or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a damn, but now I say that's nice."


19. The Moron list: This began back in 2006 when I used to blog about the annoying people of society. Unfortunately, I lost a good portion of them because I only saved the ones I needed to bring into Word to work on for grammatical mistakes. I had over 25. No worries. With the excessive dumbfuckery one experiences on any given day, I shall reach that goal again shortly!

20. Flirting: I do it often but is not to be taken seriously, which is why I only flirt with men I know can handle the fact that it's just kidding around. The moment a guy starts to get vulgar in the flirting, or if I try to have a decent conversation and he continues with sex talk, I'm done. Get a clue, guys: Aggressive flirting is a turn off!

21. Batman!: I am OBSESSED! My ultimate fantasy involves Vin Diesel as Riddick in a Batman costume. GAWD!!!

22. "Dick Flick": Because if guys can say "chick flick," I will say, "dick flick!" Of course, I'm not one for the sappy romance. I'm more of a Transformers, Underworld, XXX, Transporter, Fast and the Furious, Riddick, and comic to movie films person. Guess that makes me a chick who likes dick ... flicks.


That's all I can think of for now. I'll add as I remember more.